Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Happy 5th Monthly-versary ^^

Happy 5th one baby ^^This will be our last time counting right?
We'll go for anniversary now XD

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Monday, June 29, 2009
You.. Yes YOU! D=<

You..
Yes You!
You're a pathetic creature you know that?
You don't act like what you're supposed to be
On top of that...
You are worse than what you're not supposed to be

You get people screaming all over you
And you can't see the shit
You're a cause of all bloody heartache and stress you know that?
WTF can't you act like what you're supposed to be?
And when we breathe down your neck
You say we're pressuring you too much
Go stuff you head with some straws you stupid dimwitted donkey
We WON'T have to pressure you
IF you did what you're supposed to do

After that
You hide into a secluded corner and start ranting about
How unfair the world is to you
How much trouble its giving you
And what about not bothering you
Since you never asked to be bothered

Hey..
In that case how about paying us a rent then?
Then we won't have any shit to do with you
Don't use the facilities in the house
Just stay cooped in your room
Pee and shit in your dirty room for all the hell I care
'Cuz I won't

You think the world is unfair to you?
Look at me you stupid FOOL!
Have I even started complaining?
The only thing I've complained so far about
Is YOU!
Get it? YOU!
Without you,
I don't have to get so pissed every time I do my chores
I'm the one who is like the maid now
Sure I'm on holiday and whatever shit not
Well
WTF do you think will be doing it once my holiday has ended?

I for one am glad I'm not you
Get it? Not YOU!
I can't stand sleeping in a dirty room like yours
Floors all sticky and shit no matter how hard I mopped it
I just can't get how other people apart from homeless people and beggars can stay in your room
Even they did not ask for that kind of Life..
You're pure sick!
Hell you make me SICK!

Keep whining in your stupid room
Play your laptop
Thats all you Fucken care about!
At least I did my chores to satisfactory level
You! Yes YOU! DID NOT!
You procrastinating pig
At least when I Procrastinate..
I actually wound up doing it
YOU PROCRASTINATE AND DO NOT A SINGLE SHIT!!
Go.. Whine more.. Cry more
Cry about how someone is forcing you to do things
When you have supposedly finish your bloody fucken chores

I can't even get a fucken decent help around here?
Just open the fucken bloody door
Is it that bloody hard?
I'm fucken busy aren't I?
WTF did you do that day huh? TELL ME!!
The dog you don't bathe till the last minute
And with more yelling
The dog you don't bring out
I bring him out although its not my fucken job!

The shit you see
BUT NEVER CLEAN
Who cleans it huh?
You think our porch is forever shiny like that?
How many times did I have to pick up the dog shit?
HuH? At least when I see it, I actually have the initiative to take it away
BUT YOU!!
I just don't fucken know how you can turn a blind eye to it..
You fucken calculative asshole
When you're washing something and I'm moping the fucken floor
Can't you just help wash one of my fucken bowl?
THAT FUCKEN HARD HUH?
Had to get to the fucken North Pole to get the fucken Ice to melt it to water huh?
You sick freak
You wanna be calculative?
I can be too!
GO FUCKEN MOP YOUR OWN ROOM!
SWEEP YOUR OWN FUCKEN FLOOR!

You have no iota of responsibility in you
Sometimes I fucken wonder if you're a girl?
Our parents might as well consider themselves with 3 SONS!
At least the youngest one still does his chores and help around
YOU ARE BASICALLY PRETTY FUCKEN MUCH USELESS!
Even I and the youngest one as a boy still can't stand the mess
I don't fucken know what to call you


I told you to close your fucken room window when you leave the house
To fucken prevent rain water from coming in
I'm not so fucken free to check it for you every now and then
Keeps the fucken dirt and dust out too!
Is it that hard?
Just your own fucken room?
I even stick a stickied note TO YOUR WINDOW AND LAPTOP
As well as a Verbal reminder
And yet you can't do it
What? You dealing with world politics now?
You that fucken busy?
Exams? MY ASS!
Most of the time you're watching dramas in the room
BullSHIT exam and studying!

You're Fucked up and Sickening
I shall call you Fuckening
Yes I am Pissed and Very Mad!
Time to visit my Punching bag



I'm a grown man, ... I take full responsibility for what I did. It was a ball. I don't like it. I let my anger come out. I did whatever I needed to do. If nobody likes it, they could come and talk to me and we can talk about it like a man.
Jose Guillen

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Friday, June 26, 2009
R.I.P Michael Joseph Jackson

Indeed..
Although I might not be a huge fan of his
And I might not subscribe to some of his doings
(Such as the child dangling incident)
But he is undoubtedly still the King of Pop
As many says
He may be dead, But his music lives on

One more thing I like about him though
He does make an effort to change the world through his music
Songs like "Heal The World" and "Earth Song"
Still takes my breath away
These songs have been used a gazillion times probably
To showcase the environment that we live in now

He may be clouded by controversies
But at least he is (probably) genuinely concerned about the world today
How we humans are destroying it
Why are the adults polluting the air?
Why are the adults cutting down trees
Why are the adults causing the extinction of animals
Cruelty towards other animals such as seals

Ironically, Nature dies from its own creation
Nature allowed human to develop and evolve to what we are today
But we're killing Nature
Yes of course every actions starts small,
And we should turn off our air conditioning blah blah blah
But isn't it High Time we start calling on factories to stop polluting the environment?
To stop illegal deforestation?
Isn't it high time we call on scientists to invent alternatives to the Air conditioning
But does not pollute the environment?
I believe it's time..

And this is why,
Although I'm not a huge fan of Michael Jackson
I will remember him for his humanitarian effort

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Earth Song




Lyrics

What about sunrise
What about rain
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain.. .
What about killing fields
Is there a time
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we've shed before
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores?

Aaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah

What have we done to the world
Look what we've done
What about all the peace
That you pledge your only son...
What about flowering fields
Is there a time
What about all the dreams
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the children dead from war
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores

Aaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaah

I used to dream
I used to glance beyond the stars
Now I don't know where we are
Although I know we've drifted far

Aaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaah

Hey, what about yesterday
(What about us)
What about the seas
(What about us)
The heavens are falling down
(What about us)
I can't even breathe
(What about us)
What about the bleeding Earth
(What about us)
Can't we feel its wounds
(What about us)
What about nature's worth
(ooo,ooo)
It's our planet's womb
(What about us)
What about animals
(What about it)
We've turned kingdoms to dust
(What about us)
What about elephants
(What about us)
Have we lost their trust
(What about us)
What about crying whales
(What about us)
We're ravaging the seas
(What about us)
What about forest trails
(ooo, ooo)
Burnt despite our pleas
(What about us)
What about the holy land
(What about it)
Torn apart by creed
(What about us)
What about the common man
(What about us)
Can't we set him free
(What about us)
What about children dying
(What about us)
Can't you hear them cry
(What about us)
Where did we go wrong
(ooo, ooo)
Someone tell me why
(What about us)
What about babies
(What about it)
What about the days
(What about us)
What about all their joy
(What about us)
What about the man
(What about us)
What about the crying man
(What about us)
What about Abraham
(What was us)
What about death again
(ooo, ooo)
Do we give a damn?


-Yes, Do We Give A Damn?-
=Damn Right You Should=

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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tagged by Baby

Tagged by Baby Girl


FOUR NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1. Josh
2. Jos
3. Jozzy
4. Josiah

FOUR MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
1. 3June
2. 17Feb
3. 30Jan
4. Christmas? lol

FOUR THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
1. Utopia-ing
2. Utopia-ing
3. Utopia-ing
4. Utopia-ing (sorry lar.. kena waved ler)

FOUR WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. meet baby girl
2. McFlurry or any vanilla flavored ice cream
3. Yum-Cha
4. Cool and wet peaceful day ^^

FOUR PEOPLE YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. my grandmother (both sides)
2. -
3. -
4. -

FOUR GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A Car ^^
2. Nokia E75
3. A Yorkshire Terrier ^^
4. A new laptop with high specs for gaming

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES (CURRENTLY):
1. Utopia-ing
2. Gai-Gai with Baby Girl
3. Gaming
4. Movies

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
1. UK
2. Japan
3. Korea
4. Maldives

FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. Vanilla Frap
2. Teh-o-Ice Limau
3. Iced Peach Tea / Iced Longan from Island cafe
4. -

FOUR THINGS ALWAYS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
1. Books
2. Earphones
3. Pencil case
4. keys

FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. white
2. black
3. white
4. black

TOP FOUR HANGOUTS:
1. Midvalley Gardens
2. Mamaks
3. Cafe's
4. -

TOP FOUR U LOVE SO MUCH:
1. Baby Girl
2. Family
3. Money -.-
4. Friends

TOP FOUR "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
1. BabyGirl
2. Our rings
3. My Lappie
4. -

TOP FOUR WHO YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
1. No idea -_-
2.
3.
4.

TOP FOUR REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
1. because I was tagged by Baby Girl
2. I got nothing to update
3. Sienz
4. -

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Monday, June 22, 2009
Geeze

"The minister said he was proud over the successful launch of the satellite as it would help enhance Malaysia's position in the international satellite business as well as broadcasting.

It will also lay the groundwork for Malaysians themselves to design, create and manufacture their own satellite in the future and not depend on others or merely confine themselves to making components, he said." -Dr.Rais Yatim

Source from Malaysiakini

Personal Opinion
*If Malaysia were to make their own rockets, They'd probably be full of issues and problems.
Just look at Proton.

We can't even manage a 23 year old car industry.. And this buffoon is talking about rockets..
Yeah dream on.
If you were to launch it at Baikonur, The officials there would probably be dying from shock at the issues that light up at the Mission Control Desk.

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Take this scenario for example.

Mission Chief: We're ready for launch in T minus....
*beep beep (red light flashes)

Mission Chief: What happened? Somebody give me a diagnosis like now!

Technician A: Sir, It seems like one of the protective rims dropped off

Mission Chief: I guess it happens. Oh well, we'll postpone the launch and do a thorough check

*Beep Beep (another red light flashes)

Mission Chief: What now?

Technician B: Sir we have a faulty leakage due a corrosion in the fuel tank

Mission Chief:!!! Corrosion? Now that don't happen.. Never in my history as a Mission Chief

Technician B: *shrugs

Mission Chief: Wait, whose Rocket are we launching again?

Technician A: Oh its Prosat at (Proton+Measat), A Malaysian Rocket

Technician B: Thats right, They're launching another Satellite and this time they built their own rockets

Mission Chief: By Zeus! Of course.. Its Malaysia.. I have a niece there and she says that anything is possible in Malaysia.. Oh well. I guess this is one of it too.. I wonder where did they get their materials from?

Technician A +B: *shrugs*

==Meanwhile somewhere in Malaysia==
Rice Yeti is at the scrapyard inspecting a metal rim from an old car

Rice Yeti: Oh this looks perfect for my next rocket.. Oi tauke... how much?

Tauke: RM10 and I'll give you a discount since you gave me your last project

Rice Yeti: *takes out a RM10 note among a Million Ringgit Stack* Here you go Tauke

Tauke: *stares at the Million Ringgit stack.

Rice Yeti: Stop staring! Its rude you know? But I'll tell you a secret.. There is more where that came from

Tauke: *blinks...Gulps

Rice Yeti: what a good deal.. I tell the govn't that the rocket costs 300billion and I bribe a few officials and now I only spent 15 million on the new rocket.. This is boleh-land indeed.. XD


*Names have bene changed to protect their identity
**Thanks for reading.


_____________________

"Among those witnessing the launch were Measat's Chief Operating Officer, Paul Brown-Kenyon, Measat's General Counsel Farah Suhanah Ahmad Sarji and Telekom Malaysia Bhd (TM) group chief executive officer Zam Zamzairani Mohd Isa."

Source- Malaysiakini
WTF is TM's CEO at the friggin launch?
Go fix my bloody connection GDI! FTS grrrrr

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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Of Superstitions and Work Finding

I lost my Gold Chain )=
The Gold chain that was given to me by my late "po po"
Sigh..
Could I have dropped it somewhere?
Or was it stolen
I guess I'll never know


Was finding for a job in a law firm today
And I called this lady at the law firm
Its a surprise that why all this firms are thinking that they are paying us to learn
She said something like this
"So, I'm actually paying you to learn?"
LoL true, you're paying me to learn
But you need help no?

Its time for them to shake off this mentality
Truth be told,
In developed countries (yes I'm not counting Malaysia as developed)
They definitely can't give us shit pay definitely
There would be minimum wages

So yeah, I requested for a basic of RM 800-1k
Hey Joon Wye managed to get 1k salary k-.-
Don't ask me how he did it..
He probably pointed a gun at the senior associate's head -_-

Minimum wages is the way to go
But then again, that will create a host of other social problems..
Its all Economics and Business Studies..
LoL, this two subjects still teaches
I am glad I took them

Anyhow.. Just a simple update..
I wonder if my grandmother will find me to ask me bout the chain
Or will she haunt the crap out of the person who took it..
I wonder =s

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Saturday, June 13, 2009
PaintBall Mania!!!

Went for Paintball with my Secondary Schoolmates today at Gombak
Jungle Warfare FTW XD
The weather was very cooling as it rained before our game
Abit muddy and our masked was fogged
But it was fun ^^
Been a long time since I've had this much fun with them =p
Maybe we can do it more often ^^
Game was quite cheap
Rm60 for 200 bullets

Sorry.. No piccies as nobody brought a camera =p

Mint Zhet: Josh you got bring digital camera?
Josh: Er.. no -.- who would bring camera to paintball =p
(shoot pictures or shoot Air gun? =p)
Mint Zhet: www.HL-paintball.com.my lor?
Josh: Haha use Phone camera lar?

In the end.. nobody took =p
Got shot once in the leg -_-
Ouch.. First Casualty..
After that played smarter..
Never got shot..
Sean had 2 headshots on him =p
One had a neck shot =p adui.. lebam!!

hehe..
The weather today is damn nice..
I felt damn at peace today
Been a long time since I had this kind of feeling
No idea what causes it.
I mean yeah the weather is cooling and all
And it really plays a major factor in my mood
But I still had monetary woes
But I'm not worried at all.. hmmm
Its like after SPM and PMR that kinda feeling
Where you laze back and do nothing at all and just enjoy the cool breeze
Can't describe it =p

Anyway will be looking for a job with Kenneth after his exams..
Working with a friend is much more fun than working alone seriously..
Anyway.. Signing out =p

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dumb Ass Driver #1

I'm gonna start a list of Dumb Ass drivers on the road -_-
Since I'm starting this list..
I know full well that I might include myself into it one day..
Not today though..
Today's Dumb Ass driver goes to a driver of a Gen 2

Location: MRR2 - Seri Petaling
Time: Morning 8.15 am
Date: 09/June/09
Victims: Me, Kia Spectra (behind me)
Situation: Slow moving traffic down hill

Right so the usual morning slowness back to Seri Petaling after dropping
My sister off at UCSI... (Why the morning slowness? I really don't know)
There we were going downhill on the way back to Seri Petaling just below the
Flyover which allows the U-Turn back to Cheras or Bandar Tasik Selatan LRT Station
This Gen 2, Heavily tinted windows and back screen with a coating which makes the Tin Aluminum Foil fail in comparison, was in front of me..

We were going downhill then, so the slow morning movement gave way to a little speed
Maybe a little over 60kmph... and picking up of course since its going downhill..
To what reason (which I don't know because his back window looks like a freaking reflector)
The Gen 2 decided to jam his brake (maybe because of the car in front? If that's the case.. then its the front driver which is a Dumb Ass.. But for now.. I am inclined to feel the Dumb Ass is the Gen 2 in question)

And seeing that Gen 2 E-Brake,
Of course I do not have much options
I had to Jam my brakes hard as well..
So there we were... My car totally locked and skidding towards that Dumb Ass
I remembered hearing from Douglas that if your car should skid due to E-Brake..
Always release brakes and re-brake.. to prevent from loosing control
Instinctively I did that... (the instructions was locked-down in my memory somewhere but its there)
Thank God I heard about the manoeuvre before.. Or I'm pretty much screwed..
And so I released my brakes and Re-brake..
This time I skidded a 2nd time.. (split second from the first skid)
But I was in control and I know I will not hit that Dumb Ass infront of me..

The problem now lies with 2nd Victim in the Kia Spectra..
Will he crash into my tail?
Seeing that both of us E-braked in front of him..
He immediately swerve to the left of my tail
(Smart move because if he crash, he wont have to pay so much for the tail lights)
(Dangerous as well because there are cars on his left flank and he might hit them..)
And hit the brakes as well..
He managed to stop intime too Thank God..
Although he needs to pay me if he hits me..
But I rather not.. -_- lazy to settle -_-
All in all.. we created helluva smoke show/screen

And to that Gen 2..
Why'd you have to go tint your stupid windows to the point
It reflect every single thing..
I can't see shit!
And I hell can't see shit if my life depended on it..
And the funny thing was that..
My Life DOES depend on being able to see through that back screen
WTF do you plan to do in that heavily tinted car?
Have sex? WTF indeed...
The bedroom exists for a reason!
Use your brains geeze...
Even if it may not be your fault because the car in front of you might be the Dumb Ass and not you
But I'm pinning this blame on you
Simply because I think its your fault
And its the stupid tinting that prevented me from looking at what the
Driver in front of you is doing..

Congratulations..
You are the Dumb Ass Driver #1
And you almost created one helluva accident on MRR2!
Nao go remove that stupid ridiculously dumb tinting of yours before people die from it..

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Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday

Went church with Baby Girl and her sister Zanne today =p
I thank God because Baby Girl has been so open about this ^^

After that Baby Girl and I..
Went to watch Aliens Vs Monsters with Elaine and Julius as well as Zanne
Hehe Funneh movie..



Although most of the time I was a little gone case..
Couldn't sleep at all last night
And it was hell the next day T_T
Came home at 5pm..
Did my stuff till 6pm...
Slept from 6pm till 9pm
Woke up to eat my dinner
Slept again at 9.45pm till this morning 10 am =p

Gosh I'm such a pig XD
Gonna have to look for a job..
Well I'm already looking..
But nothing seems to turn up..
Nothing that I want anyway...
Wish me luck..
And Happeh 200 Post to my Bloggie ^^
2 years edy.. but forgot to mention hehe
I suck at remembering birthdays

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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Happeh Tree Friends

Hehe..
Happy Tree Friends Makes Me Happeh ^^



And oh..
I finished Starcraft Archive =p
Now for Starcraft Dark Templar Saga

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Happy Birthday Baby Girl ^^

Hehe.. Happy sweet 19th Birthday Baby!!!
Hopefully you like the present I got you ^^
So glad that I can be with you during your birthday haha..




P/s- I finally got the Starcraft Archive and can't stop reading it ^^
PP/s- That Guess purse/bag looked so damned good )=
sigh.. over budget )=


My sister is the Terran and I'm the Protoss
My Brother is the Zerg
And we all know what the Zergs are famous for
Ha Ha

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Having G.A.S but no cash wtf

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