Tuesday, January 25, 2011
I Am Utterly Pissed


http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1688604428314&comments



I Am DAMNED Pissed...
That poor pup...
I hope the 2 bastards rot and die a painful and slow death

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Thursday, October 22, 2009
God Damn RapidKL

I Fucken Hate RapidKL
Period

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Idiotic Drivers #2

Seriously wtf..
Everywhere I go..
Don't know where they get their driving licenses from
And I know its not my fault
Oh boy..
Seriously...
They turn where they aren't supposed to turn
Park where they aren't supposed to park
Cut when they are not supposed to cut
Argh!!
I wanna chop off their heads!!!!

Malaysia-Today Article About Corruption and Reckless Drivers



Amen Raja Petra.. Amen

I'm proud to say that I've passed my Driver's License honestly
Although I failed my On The Road test (which I felt was more of their problem than mine)
I did not bribe them!
What about the lot of you?
I hope you're ashamed
Also, I have not bribed a single policeman
I got summoned.. I suck it up
I'm in the wrong and I'll take my punishment

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Pieces of SHITS!

Useless Piece of SHITS you people are
Don't fucking call yourselves males of the family
Go undergo a sex change

1 only knows how to sleep
the other one king of fucking excuses
You people make me disgusted

FROM NOW ON
I'LL JUST DO ENOUGH
JUST ENOUGH '
I DON'T FUCKING NEED YOUR PATHETIC RM100
YOU CAN KEEP IT!
GO FEED YOUR LAZINESS AND YOUR EXCUSES

DON'T EXPECT MORE FROM ME!

Don't blame me for posting this up
Our family is shit that way
Nothing to hide
I'm not a fucking hypocrite like you people are
At least i admit my mistakes and i learn from it
And i REFUSE to be hypocritical like you people are!
I'm Fuming right now

DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
NOT ON CBOX OR COMMENTS..
PERMA BANS FOR THOSE WHO DOES IT

Do NOT EVER tell me
"Oh you should be like this should be like that"
"Treat them with respect"
THEY DO NOT DESERVE IT PERIOD
AND I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO YOU
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND SCREW OFF

Oh and the DINNER is OFF INDEFINITELY
I don't want to waste my money on ingrates

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Saturday, July 25, 2009
Weather Forecasts

Weather forecast everyone:
Its downright bloody warm and hot
Tempers are set to flare
Emotions will run wild
Everything will go Topsy Turvy
Headaches will be prevalent
Families will bicker and argue
Very irrational requests will happen
Misunderstanding will happen
And being difficult will be easy
Everybody is pissed

You have been warned
Total Bullshit

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Friday, July 24, 2009
KTM

Keretapi Tiada Maruah
Makan duit saya
Tapi Service tidak berubah
Tetap celaka


Keretapi Tiada Maruah
Selalu "Delay" atau "Cancel"
Tolonglah mati bedebah
Daripada membuatku membebel

Keretapi Tiada Maruah
Di Mulut Manis, Di Dalam Busuk
Selalu kata improvement akan datang-lah
Tetapi tiap-tiap kali hanya perjanjian kosong kusyuk


Keretapi Tiada Maruah
Banyak perkataan buruk tentang kau
Tetapi yang paling sesuai
KTM CELAKA BANGANG BABI SIAL




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KTM suck shit..
Like seriously..

I'm so pissed at KTM
That I'd love to trash one of their trains

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Monday, June 29, 2009
You.. Yes YOU! D=<

You..
Yes You!
You're a pathetic creature you know that?
You don't act like what you're supposed to be
On top of that...
You are worse than what you're not supposed to be

You get people screaming all over you
And you can't see the shit
You're a cause of all bloody heartache and stress you know that?
WTF can't you act like what you're supposed to be?
And when we breathe down your neck
You say we're pressuring you too much
Go stuff you head with some straws you stupid dimwitted donkey
We WON'T have to pressure you
IF you did what you're supposed to do

After that
You hide into a secluded corner and start ranting about
How unfair the world is to you
How much trouble its giving you
And what about not bothering you
Since you never asked to be bothered

Hey..
In that case how about paying us a rent then?
Then we won't have any shit to do with you
Don't use the facilities in the house
Just stay cooped in your room
Pee and shit in your dirty room for all the hell I care
'Cuz I won't

You think the world is unfair to you?
Look at me you stupid FOOL!
Have I even started complaining?
The only thing I've complained so far about
Is YOU!
Get it? YOU!
Without you,
I don't have to get so pissed every time I do my chores
I'm the one who is like the maid now
Sure I'm on holiday and whatever shit not
Well
WTF do you think will be doing it once my holiday has ended?

I for one am glad I'm not you
Get it? Not YOU!
I can't stand sleeping in a dirty room like yours
Floors all sticky and shit no matter how hard I mopped it
I just can't get how other people apart from homeless people and beggars can stay in your room
Even they did not ask for that kind of Life..
You're pure sick!
Hell you make me SICK!

Keep whining in your stupid room
Play your laptop
Thats all you Fucken care about!
At least I did my chores to satisfactory level
You! Yes YOU! DID NOT!
You procrastinating pig
At least when I Procrastinate..
I actually wound up doing it
YOU PROCRASTINATE AND DO NOT A SINGLE SHIT!!
Go.. Whine more.. Cry more
Cry about how someone is forcing you to do things
When you have supposedly finish your bloody fucken chores

I can't even get a fucken decent help around here?
Just open the fucken bloody door
Is it that bloody hard?
I'm fucken busy aren't I?
WTF did you do that day huh? TELL ME!!
The dog you don't bathe till the last minute
And with more yelling
The dog you don't bring out
I bring him out although its not my fucken job!

The shit you see
BUT NEVER CLEAN
Who cleans it huh?
You think our porch is forever shiny like that?
How many times did I have to pick up the dog shit?
HuH? At least when I see it, I actually have the initiative to take it away
BUT YOU!!
I just don't fucken know how you can turn a blind eye to it..
You fucken calculative asshole
When you're washing something and I'm moping the fucken floor
Can't you just help wash one of my fucken bowl?
THAT FUCKEN HARD HUH?
Had to get to the fucken North Pole to get the fucken Ice to melt it to water huh?
You sick freak
You wanna be calculative?
I can be too!
GO FUCKEN MOP YOUR OWN ROOM!
SWEEP YOUR OWN FUCKEN FLOOR!

You have no iota of responsibility in you
Sometimes I fucken wonder if you're a girl?
Our parents might as well consider themselves with 3 SONS!
At least the youngest one still does his chores and help around
YOU ARE BASICALLY PRETTY FUCKEN MUCH USELESS!
Even I and the youngest one as a boy still can't stand the mess
I don't fucken know what to call you


I told you to close your fucken room window when you leave the house
To fucken prevent rain water from coming in
I'm not so fucken free to check it for you every now and then
Keeps the fucken dirt and dust out too!
Is it that hard?
Just your own fucken room?
I even stick a stickied note TO YOUR WINDOW AND LAPTOP
As well as a Verbal reminder
And yet you can't do it
What? You dealing with world politics now?
You that fucken busy?
Exams? MY ASS!
Most of the time you're watching dramas in the room
BullSHIT exam and studying!

You're Fucked up and Sickening
I shall call you Fuckening
Yes I am Pissed and Very Mad!
Time to visit my Punching bag



I'm a grown man, ... I take full responsibility for what I did. It was a ball. I don't like it. I let my anger come out. I did whatever I needed to do. If nobody likes it, they could come and talk to me and we can talk about it like a man.
Jose Guillen

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
I Wanted To...

I wanted to switch off the air-conditioning today
In a bid to make sure I help my parents save on Electricity bills
Which are gob-smackin' expensive
But...

Its So DAMN HOT and warm!!!
How la?
I swear that the weather in Malaysia is getting to the extreme
I'm not lying..
I've not felt this kinda warmth HeaT before
Maybe the end is near...

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Friday, May 8, 2009
OmFG!!!

Remember there was this certain article that I wrote?
Dated Wednesday, April 15, 2009 (The Race is On)
Click the archive for April 2009 and find this post

Well I wrote something which reads like this

"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger
Right? Right?!"
(Referring to my looming exams.. God bless those Examiner's Souls)

Well.. I recant it...
I take my words back!!!
ALL of em!!!

Because..
IF EXAMS DON'T KILL ME!!!
THE FREAKIN "FUCUK YI MAI" KNS HEAT WILL!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!
I'm going out of my mind
It's so damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn HOT!!!!! PANASS!!!!
WTF is wrong with this "fucuk" weather har? har? har?

And if the weather is not enough
TmNet decides to aggravate my already over heating self
How? You might ask
Why...By giving me shit connections (again... kns babi) of course!!..
Arghhhh!!!!

Exams+BLOODY HOT WEATHER+ Shit connection = Recipe for sickness
Why am I not born somewhere with 4 seasons?
At least i only suffer summer for a short period..
But no...
This is long periods of warmth HEAT we're taking about
OMFGGGGG
I can even feel it with my air conditioner blasting
Arghh God Bless Malaysia...Please don't let it melt )=

Btw GG at Perak yesterday huh? sickening lol

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Crazy

This few days the weather is so Freaking HAWTT!!!
argh...
But it's gotten cooler now..
But too bad my body is getting warmer >.>
Yes..
I'm getting sick
My throat feels uncomfortable
My Body feels hot
I feel heaty
Arghhhh
And my Gums are hurting me..
My Wisdom tooth is finally coming out
And while the 3 of them is coming out alright
The fourth one (lower right)
Comes out and took my Gums with it
So its like.. I have a part of my gum hanging out..
Disgusting... I know..
But don't overkill the thought
Just a little bit only..
Gonna see the dentist tomorrow..
And if he tells me to pull it out..
I'll kill him -_-



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my modem is dying on me..
wtf knn betul grrr

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Saturday, April 4, 2009
WTF Indeed >.<

The Internet Line


Went Dead For The Whole


Freakin' Day Today..

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Bloody TmNut

Streamyx Sucks

Streamyx Sucks

Streamyx Sucks

Streamyx Sucks

Streamyx Sucks


Streamyx Sucks



Streamyx Sucks



I hate Screamyx that much

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Thursday, April 2, 2009
Chinese Tradition?


Can any Chinese in Malaysia
Tell me..
Please please tell me..
IS THIS CHINESE TRADITION?
Does this Picture have to do with Chinese Tradition?


Taken from www.malaysiakini.com

"When pressed on whether such performances would translate into votes for BN, Ahmad Zahid said that they were a "part of the Chinese tradition."

Hello?
MCA?
You stupid A$$hole!!
You're supposed to fight for our rights.
Instead you become a backside for Some other political parties F***?
You "geng" lar..
MCA you are no longer relevant..
You are merely a dog!
You can sell out your own race?
And you wont say a single thing about this comment?
Girls dressing scantily and dancing on stage is Chinese Tradition?
Then what the Fark is Indian Tradition? Malay Tradition?
MCA ...
You're a big disgrace to us Chinese..
When I see this Comment and MCA didn't even defend itself..
I feel ashamed... very very ashamed..
I hope the leaders are too.
Because if you're not.
I really don't know what is wrong with you...



Those girls looks more like girls from Pubs
And Strip Tease Clubs..
So you are implying that our tradition are Girls dancing in Pubs?
Ahmad Zahid.. you're a CCB KNN MCB lar!

I'm so getting out of this country..
Pathetic...

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Friday, March 20, 2009
LoL at you TMnut Screamyx

Apparently to wait till 28th to blog is too much to handle..
-_-
When i was plurking...
I thought 28th was this Saturday XD

Well just a simple update...
I got dumped by my parents yesterday..
They did not wake me up
So I couldn't go shopping with them

And I am still pretty much addicted to Utopia -_-
Both servers are in war..
And its keeping busy on the net..

But in relation to that..
I would like to ask
What The Hell is WRONG with SCREAMYYYXXXX???
Omfgg...
It takes so god damn long to load Utopia..
Nevermind my downloads are relatively fast..
But!!!! My Utopia loading is so damn slow!!!!
Why WHY????
And in the middle of a fricken war too..


I called them up and they told me it should be done by today..
But as usual..
Its still not fricken fixed!!!!



arghh I wanna pull their CEO's hair out!
Give him a feel of what frustration is
I pay RM88 I expect something in return lar
You bloody monopolist bastards!
Everytime call their Hotline

*after getting many "all our agents are currently busy" tone
(I wonder if their agents are drinking coffee and eating doughnut oblivious to the seas of pain that is plaguing the subscribers to Screamyx)

All I get is
"Oh I am sorry but we're currently experiencing....
1)Outage
2)Line Down
3)Area Problem
4)CEO's Panties got caught in the transmitter!!!

What next?

Just to make matter worse
The Agent's Stupidity (or mine depending on how you look at it)
Was shown in the following conversation


Phone: *Dial tone
*goes through all the procedure..
**automated messages
***Ghey and useless telephony advertisements
Finally

Operator: Hello... Good afternoon may I help you?

Josh: Yeah hello.. I would like to report that my connection is REALLY SLOW on international web pages
**Stresses on Really and Slow

Operator: Oh okay.
**He then goes through several useless checklist such as my username, my Mobile Phone number (wth he need my MP number for? beats me)

Operator: Okay I would like to go through several troubleshooting techniques with you

Josh: mmmkay..
**From here I roughly know what he want me to do..
**Turn off modem, turn off laptop.. connect Ethernet Cable to Laptop bla bla

Josh: Still cannot.. very slow connection still

(This is the stupid part)

Operator: Okay sir... I would like you to disconnect your phone line from splitter and attach it to your modem... as well as connect your modem straight to your laptop

**At this point I could feel something was amiss..
**But I just couldn't figure out what
**Was too absorbed in the Troubleshooting shit

Josh: uhhh *hesitates* Okay okay..

**Unplugs everything
**Reconnects everything
** Picks up Phone

Josh: Hello? Its done....
*silence

Josh: uhh Hello?

Josh: oohkay......something is not right...

Josh: HELLO!!!!!!????!!!????

*notices the tail of the phone cable dangling...

**Stunned for a minute..


Josh: #*$##(*#)@$_)%#_(_#@_$*(#@&#@$*#@$&*

D=< @_@ D=< d="<" d="<" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">SOB if I were to be so "lucky" as to get him again when I call TMnut

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Apparently.. on my 2nd call.. I did not get that same agent.
And got a new agent who apparently told me the line would be down for at least 6 days..
Well its been a week now..


When the HELL are you going to fix it?
When Hell freezes over?

grrrrr

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Friday, March 6, 2009
Malaysia Home of Robbers

I am furious...
Why does the Police Di-Raja Malaysia have so much resources to send to Perak?
No No...
I ain't blogging about politics here
No worries..

I am just furious...
Because my Baby Girl
She got robbed at the bus stop today..
In BROAD DAYLIGHT!
AT 12PM AFTERNOON!

Okay it is really one thing to read from the news paper that crime is going on
But to have it happened to a loved one..
I can't help but ponder..
What if she was walking and got robbed?
What if she fell head first on to the road?
What if she died from those injuries?

What the F*CK is seriously wrong with Malaysia?
I really do not know..
I am so furious..
That I could burn down that HUGE Police station
Which was LESS than 2 km where it all happened..
Yes.. After all what use is it?
It doesn't prevent crime..
Or rather... Its personnel does not prevent crime..
Crime was done under their noses..

PDRM you're pathetic you know that?
You sent so many Policeman to block a lawful sitting of the State Parliament
But yet you couldn't double up your efforts to ensure
We the PEOPLE have a right to a peaceful life?
You guyz are F*cking retarded!

And to those 4 other person at the bus stop
(Yes she got robbed at the bus stop with 4 people watching)
Did the idea of HELPING a helpless young woman ever crossed your mind?
Not even a phone call to the Police..
Do you guyz even have a heart?
I can say for sure..
If I were there... and a young lady gets robbed
(Or even a man for that matter of fact)
I'll chase that robber down even if it costs me my life!
Yes.. I WILL do that..
So the robber might plunge a knife into my heart
So I might die..
But I can die happy knowing I Josiah Lim did the right thing..
But you 4..
Are so pathetic.. that I want to downgrade you to worthless selfish animals!
At least an emergency phone call to the police would help?
And that chinese guy had the audacity to "Sigh"
While my baby was dazed and confused and desperately holding back her tears..


And for the thief...
What can I say?
Ever heard of Karma?
Yes Karma..
I really hope the worse will befall you
God have mercy on you..
Seriously.. you're gonna need it..

PDRM...
I still think you're pathetic
Enforcer of the Law and Protector of the Peace
My ASS!
All you did was ask my baby to do was to fill in the Police Report..
You didn't even bother asking your man to look out for the motorbike
on which that thieving bastard escaped....



Welcome to Malaysia Boys and Girls..
I know there are visitors from the UK and USA..
(I found out on NuffNang)
Don't visit this country please..
The chances of you befalling to a thief in broad daylight
Is so high.... That it makes you wanna cry..
The Royal Police as usual are deficient and useless

Oh did I mention that my neighbor..
Yes.. my neighbor..
Was a victim to 2 snatch theft..
And robbery of her vehicle..
Just outside her house..
Amazing isn't it?
Malaysia Boleh...
(Malaysia Can)
The land of Apa Pun Boleh..
(The land where Anything is a CAN...including crime)


Call me unpatriotic..
But right now I am very very very ashamed of my country..
The Royal Police of Malaysia to be specific





So you still think the country is not in recession?
Look at the crime rates you dumb shit politicians..

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Ultimate Ghey-ness

Some People Are Just Too Dumb To Be Ministers

I Still Can't Believe I'm Being Governed By Idiots

Because That Makes Me An Even Bigger Idiot

I'm So Definitely Getting Out Of This Country -_-

Why do I even bother blogging about this..
Every time I read the news
I get frustrated

"Can I Trust What I Can't See To Reach My Destiny?"
FireFlight


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Saturday, February 28, 2009
VAP

Very Angry Post (VAP)
Read and keep your thoughts to yourself
Comments are very Un-Appreciated
You Comment..
I'll Ban
And you can find yourself out of my Links/friends list
Till I get better
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Hint: Thankiesbaby
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Thankies baby for cheering me up today....
Don't know what I'll do without you..
Who will listen to my rants..
Who will calm me down..
Thankies baby...

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