Hello! And welcome to the 26^th Dimension. Careful, you will encounter many unusual attractions. Please mind where you step, the floor in the 10^th dimension can get a bit runny, and the walls in the 17^th dimension disintegrate altogether. Of course, by the 20^th dimension, the telescopic ceiling will evaporate for your mental safety, but you’ll not be able to forget the pregnant pull of event horizons on your body I promise you that. No, please don’t touch that, the material feels and shatters like wedding china.

If you look to your mirror left you should find the bloated gases of infant galaxies comforting, and to your asymmetrical right you may see carbon planets coalescing in the dense, elemental heat. Ah, yes, the explosion of faraway bangs gravid with potential, peaceful isn’t it? I must warn you, Time will dance with the oscillating furnishings before you, and after you, if you pay close attention, but, only briefly, and only with your permission.

Are you chilly? I’m sorry, but I have only a blanket of anticipatory silence to offer you. Stay close, the perverted mobiüs strips of these corners can cause confusion and loss of coordination.

Yes, these five dimensional doorways do belch an ambiguous bouquet. I smell it too. I suppose you could cry out, but the reverberation of collapsing space would swallow it before it reached the end of your face. Apologize for bringing you here? I guess I could, but who (or what?) would bother to wipe up the mess? You could leave this particular dimension, but I wouldn’t if I were you, the doorknobs tend to move with the ticking of the space-time continuum, and you would definitely get lost in some obscure year or century, and I wouldn’t want that on my record. I’m looking to be Tour Guide of the Month, you know. Yes, those bulbous masses of what seem like satisfying sofas are ages scrolling forward and backward, but rest assured, presently we are still.

No, I wouldn’t open my eyes just yet, infinity multiplied by infinity tends to stare back, I’m afraid. Even if we did remove, odds are we’ll begin again at the end, so it’s best to just move on to the end of the beginning, don’t you agree? We’re nearly around the room. So glad you noticed, the day breaks (and quite literally too!) here, often, while strange geometrically impossible shapes flap against that upside stairwell. Nothing equals nothing, so something refuses to exist here.

Speaking of something, some thing with slobbering jaws and comfortable shoes just floated past your shoulder, and I think you’ve begun to grow a sixth appendage from your ribcage. No matter, the water still tastes like water every other Friday, and like cotton on every opposing Tuesday, that is, when such concepts as “Friday” and “Tuesday” bother to exist. I’m Contradictory? I suppose it may seem so. I can’t tell anymore, I’ve been here a long time. At least, I think I have. It’s difficult to know, all the clocks here are figured in modular arithmetic. Well, believe me, I don’t mean to be cryptic, but numbers are theoretical here. No, if you lean against that wall, you’ll lose viscosity, and you wouldn’t want that, would you? I know you’re tired, but we’re nearly through. See? Here’s the way in again. Oh, you needn’t worry about anything, your senses will reconstitute when you return to your own dimension.

Thank you and I do hope you enjoyed the tour. For your pleasure, there is a universal whiskey bar that serves cosmic-strength caffeinated coffee at the opposite end of the spectrum, a mere six billion light years to the negative sixteenth power from here, and a café that serves three dimensional tea that tastes faintly of summer ginger with a pinch of relish may open in an hour, when and if the hour decides to re-present itself.

Mind your step at the edge of Time on your way out.

© Copyright 2008 Nicole Terry ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Labels: Thoughts, TmNut Screamyx

Labels: Anger, Broadband, TmNut Screamyx

Apparently to wait till 28th to blog is too much to handle..
-_-
When i was plurking...
I thought 28th was this Saturday XD

Well just a simple update...
I got dumped by my parents yesterday..
They did not wake me up
So I couldn't go shopping with them

And I am still pretty much addicted to Utopia -_-
Both servers are in war..
And its keeping busy on the net..

But in relation to that..
I would like to ask
What The Hell is WRONG with SCREAMYYYXXXX???
Omfgg...
It takes so god damn long to load Utopia..
Nevermind my downloads are relatively fast..
But!!!! My Utopia loading is so damn slow!!!!
Why WHY????
And in the middle of a fricken war too..


I called them up and they told me it should be done by today..
But as usual..
Its still not fricken fixed!!!!



arghh I wanna pull their CEO's hair out!
Give him a feel of what frustration is
I pay RM88 I expect something in return lar
You bloody monopolist bastards!
Everytime call their Hotline

*after getting many "all our agents are currently busy" tone
(I wonder if their agents are drinking coffee and eating doughnut oblivious to the seas of pain that is plaguing the subscribers to Screamyx)

All I get is
"Oh I am sorry but we're currently experiencing....
1)Outage
2)Line Down
3)Area Problem
4)CEO's Panties got caught in the transmitter!!!

What next?

Just to make matter worse
The Agent's Stupidity (or mine depending on how you look at it)
Was shown in the following conversation


Phone: *Dial tone
*goes through all the procedure..
**automated messages
***Ghey and useless telephony advertisements
Finally

Operator: Hello... Good afternoon may I help you?

Josh: Yeah hello.. I would like to report that my connection is REALLY SLOW on international web pages
**Stresses on Really and Slow

Operator: Oh okay.
**He then goes through several useless checklist such as my username, my Mobile Phone number (wth he need my MP number for? beats me)

Operator: Okay I would like to go through several troubleshooting techniques with you

Josh: mmmkay..
**From here I roughly know what he want me to do..
**Turn off modem, turn off laptop.. connect Ethernet Cable to Laptop bla bla

Josh: Still cannot.. very slow connection still

(This is the stupid part)

Operator: Okay sir... I would like you to disconnect your phone line from splitter and attach it to your modem... as well as connect your modem straight to your laptop

**At this point I could feel something was amiss..
**But I just couldn't figure out what
**Was too absorbed in the Troubleshooting shit

Josh: uhhh *hesitates* Okay okay..

**Unplugs everything
**Reconnects everything
** Picks up Phone

Josh: Hello? Its done....
*silence

Josh: uhh Hello?

Josh: oohkay......something is not right...

Josh: HELLO!!!!!!????!!!????

*notices the tail of the phone cable dangling...

**Stunned for a minute..


Josh: #*$##(*#)@$_)%#_(_#@_$*(#@&#@$*#@$&*

D=< @_@ D=< d="<" d="<" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">SOB if I were to be so "lucky" as to get him again when I call TMnut

_______END__________

Apparently.. on my 2nd call.. I did not get that same agent.
And got a new agent who apparently told me the line would be down for at least 6 days..
Well its been a week now..



grrrrr

Labels: Anger, TmNut Screamyx