I was browsing through Malaysiakini today

And when I came across this article entitled "CIA may take advantage of Allah issue: PPIM"
Wah KNS suddenly my head started throbbing like mad

First thing first
He said:

"I'm worried that this is an opportunity for CIA to destroy our country. They (America) will not be satisfied if they see a strong Malaysia or Indonesia,"

Okay la budak... Why would CIA wanna destroy our country?
We're damn insignificant lah!
Oh CIA does not EQUALS America donkey
CIA is an Intelligence Agency
And they're the crème de la crème in that area
If they were to conduct operations in Malaysia (Which I would like to believe so)
You dumb nuts wont even notice their presence

This are the same guys that can assassinate someone in broad daylight
Without so much as making a fuss
Unlike us (Read DSAI's Sodomy II)

Okay enough with the CIA thing
Lets ASSUME (Making an Ass out of U and ME) that CIA was indeed ordered to destabilize us
Lets give the idiot the benefit of the doubt shall we?
We shall tear his arguments apart

Okay so Obama said lets destabilize Malaysia for the heck of it
CIA GET TO WORK! (Spy soundtrack being played)
I now ask.. What the hell for?
Do they want to:

1)Occupy Malaysia and make Malaysia the 51st state?
2)"Christianize" Malaysia?
3)Damn hurts my head just to think of reasons why the States would want us


Okay lets see

Reason number 1;
Come on la...
They are already burdened with the war in Iraq and Afghanistan
They DO NOT need another burden
Our economy is so SHIT that it will drag their Income per capita down
We can't even match up with its smallest state

If they DO indeed want to take over our country..
I pray they hurry up
At least they will improve our economy


Reason Number 2;
Uh... Last I heard we're in the 21st century
Who the fark want to Christianize Malaysia la
They're not exactly running a charity show


Don't even get me started on reason number 3
Cuz I just can't think of any
That stupid dumbass talks cock
I wonder where he receives his education?
Memalukan Negara dan Bangsa sendiri


I wonder if the CIA reads this
What they would do
Probably laughing their ass out

Okay seriously now
This dude has a sick mind
He treats everybody as potential enemy
Eh budah you wont get far with this mindset la

Why not you follow Mahathir's call to boycott American made products
Meaning, Don't let me see you using the Ipod, Itouch, Internet, Windows etc.
You dumbasses just don't realize that we can't survive without America
We're not exactly like China you know?
China's domestic market itself can support its economy.
Oh why not you go make more children la
Maybe in 100000000000 years time we can also be like China
Make or break worse come to worse we be like Africa..


Aish, if the Americans wants to break our country
No need to go to so much of trouble
Just do it Hiroshima style
4 nukes should do the trick
1 in KL (duh) 1 in Putrajaya
1 in Penang, 1 in Kuantan

Later send in a strike team of F-22 Raptors which can arrive in 2-3 hours?
Clean up whatever base they miss
It will be over within 1 day
Malaysia will be a pile of worthless ash
Yes even more worthless than now..

I end this by quoting my own famous quote
I'm so getting the hell out of this country

Labels: Dumbasses, Malaysia, Politics