Murphy's Law

#1 If anything can go wrong, it will

#2 If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

#3 If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway


Murphy's Computer Law

#1 Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.

#2 Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

#3 Computers don't make errors-What they do they do on purpose.

#4 Profanity is one language all computer users know.

#5 Patches - don't.

#6 A quarantined virus - will be opened.

#7 The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.

#8 The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus

#9 Non Crash Operating System aren't

#10 Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits ;-)

#11 No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault

#12 A virus will be erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for antivirus program to fix it.

#13 Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor (due to management rules).

#14 Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.

credits : Murphy's Law


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Yes...
I think I screwed something in my computer up
It started with a virus (or at least thats what I thought)
And now my Windows updater can't update
My Anti-Virus can't update
I can't open Utopia Angel

Funny though.. other program works -_-
Even reformatted my laptop
But my Avast still detects multiple threats
Switched to AVG and found out it can't update for some reason

Some how Murphy's Computer Law #7 owned me @_@

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